I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
Dave McAlinden - “If I Was Your God”
"See, if I was a therapist, you probably wouldn’t want to go to me. But I would listen. Like a best friend on Adderall."
Performing for Portland at the 2013 National Poetry Slam in Cambridge, MA.
Davey Mac is so dreamy
I JUST CHOKED IFGNFDKJSLHGJHDLJKSJAFKLDSHAFKLJXHAKFDSA
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS FUCKING FACE MEANS
IS IT CRINGING IS IT A SMILE WHAT IS IT!!
It’s telling you to stay in school.
if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands
That grandma took none of the shit.
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.
Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
I’ve grown to love her